Title: Can I Destroy The Earth? 2.XX: Love Is a Limited Edition Collector's Item!
Fandom: Binan Koukou Chikyuu Boueibu LOVE! | Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE!
Rating: G
Summary: When the Battle Lovers complain about the impracticality and visibility of their combat uniforms, Wombat tries to placate them by offering them another piece of highly advanced scientific technology: a transformation pen that will allow them to disguise themselves as anyone they wish. Meanwhile, Caerula Adamas have identified their next potential monster, only to discover that it may have been unwise to target someone who has an earnest desire for dark power -- and a will of his own when it comes to wielding it.

[NOTE: On the advice of UCHYUU TV's legal counsel, this episode from season 2 of Can I Destroy the Earth? was withdrawn before airing and never shown on live intergalactic broadcast.]

Notes: This story originally began as a concept for a scene in which Wombat gives the Battle Lovers a thinly veiled rip-off of Sailor Moon's Disguise Pen, only for them to be thoroughly weirded out and disgusted by it...and the plot then proceeded to balloon out of my control into a full-length episode fic. I regret everything and nothing about this silly story, which takes place in early to mid-S1 canon (before the beach episode).

Written for silverwill/Fortune_Maiden for Parallels 2018 (parallelsfic). (Also available at bookofgramarye.)

Can I Destroy The Earth? 2.XX: Love Is a Limited Edition Collector's Item! (link)